NOOOOOOO!!!!!

Well hello there readers! As you can see, lately I've had some time on my hands. I've been sick, and it's also a Friday night, so I have all the time in the world!

Let's blog people! Alright. I've done posts with the fashion "don'ts" in them before, but now, I'm going to dedicate an entire post to these clothing monstrosities! Let's do this.

(P.S. I do not intend to insult any of the people wearing these outfits, nor do I wish to judge their style as a whole, I am pointing out the flaws in some outfits. We all have them, but, umm, these... well they seem to be worthy of twenty years in Fashion Prison.)

I'm also rating these outfits from 1-10. 1 being slightly disturbing, and 10 being outrageously sick. (not the good sick, like the disturbed sick.)

 CAUTION: MAY CAUSE BLINDNESS. ~10~

 Oh my. That is one interesting table cloth. ~4~

 It looks like a rainbow threw up on a cotton ball. ~8~

 The equivalent of a badly dressed chameleon. ~6~


 SO AWFUL.  ~6~

So terrible. I know. I'm sorry you had to see that, but I want to show you what not to do. Cuz if you do, I might have to arrest you.

THANKS!!!

Fill yourself with Pashion, Immerse yourself in Fashion.

-Lady Beret

Food and Fashion

Hey people! Here is that interesting post I told you about...
Okay, so, did you know food and fashion have a lot in common? They both have design, inspiration, color, etc. Now, I'm going to find a beautiful dish, and try to find it's match in a piece of clothing like a dress, pantsuit of cute little outfit. If you are confused at all, just stay tuned, I'll make sure you get it in the end.

So here we go!!! Here's our first dish:

 Waffles! The wonderful breakfast food... Now let's see if we can find an outfit that resembles this delectable  delicacy ....

 Here you are! I love the neutral colors, and the square pattern on the top gives hint to my whole waffle idea.

Okay! Next:

 A rainbow cupcake! I mean seriously, how freaking awesome is that! They look so yummy! And I do believe that is a marshmallow icing if I'm not mistaken... Anyway, let's see if we can find something that looks like this yummy pastry.

 Aha! This fabulous little maxi dress ties in the wonderful rainbow stripes from the bottom of the cupcake, and the fluffy white icing. Great for a little summer party.

Alrighty, on to the next one. Here you are:

 Ahh, the classic eggs benedict. How powerfully delicious, and subtly amazing. Let us find an outfit to compliment it...

 Jennifer Love Hewitt and her classy yellow dress! It resembles the yolk of the dish, and I just love the dress! I do love that show Ghost Whisperer too... it's very addicting to watch. Anyhow, I adore the dress! YAY!

Okie dokie then! There you have it, Food and Fashion, merged together in the best way possible. I hope you enjoyed, bon appetite! Thanks for reading...

Fill yourself with Pashion, Immerse yourself in Fashion.

-Lady Beret

apology

Hello! I would like to inform you off my presence on this earth. I'm not making any excuses either. I could say that life has caught up to me, our that I have just been much too busy to blog at all, but I'm not going to do that. It's not ok that I haven't been blogging lately, and for that I apologize. I will try to do better, and blog for my readers at least once a week. At least.
So there is my lengthy apology. I will blog to you tomorrow at a more descent hour of the day. Once again I apologize, andI will blog to you sometime in the next 24 hours. I am so sorry readers! Goodbye for now,I hope you will look forward to my more realistic posting regimn. My next post should be quite interesting for the chefs and foodies out there. See thou later my friends!


Fill yourself with Pashion, Immerse yourself in Fashion.
-Lady Beret